Friday, June 27, 2008

Assalam
Long time…..
Well had my examz…yupp…the univs.. soooooooo, shall we start from the start?
Okis..
So as we all know.. almas is not all that studious a girl, ehmm, alrite… almas is not at all a studious girl….even if God comes down from the heavens and stops the world to give her time to study….she studies only the day b4 she has her papers…isliye, as usual.. the day b4 Pathology paper I, she was going crazy with portions remaining to be covered… the worst part was that this paper was the one she was confident bout…… didn’t get me???? Well, I mean if a person is goin crazy b4 the only paper she is confident bout.. you can very well imagine how much she’d be apprehensive bout those she was not confident bout… newaz…she somehow rushed thru some topics from here and from there….and then revised Robbins (the most beautiful textbook on this planet, which every medico shud shud and shud read…) and went to kick start her 2nd Professional MBBS Degree Examination…
I wudn go thru all the details of the paper, just a few things..
1- essay was ??????????? Meningitis????????.
2- didn’t know most of the mcqs… didn’t realize that she can atleast try to cheat…
3-baaki alhamdulillah was okis..
Now, for the paper II she had 2 days.. on the first day.. the chapters she covered were………………………………………………………………………………………….Liver. yupps.. that’s all. Liver..rest all were just skimmed thru the next day, and on the morn of the xam….however, paper was Alhamdulillah ok. Essay- malignant melanoma…
Micro I was as tight as the laws of science can allow something to get tight…1 day leave and all the keetaanu in the world…newaz, somehow that too got over..essay was????????Tonsilitis?????
Paper Alhamdulillah okis….
Now, the real twist was Micro II, coz almas had never expected this paper to get tight, but, keeping up with the tradition all subjects in almas’s life seem to be following, it did….and she was all screwed up….parasitology to na ke barabar padha…
Essay was????????polio???????? paper Alhamdulillah okis…
And then…. 2 days leave for the terror of all terrors in the world…. Pharmac I…ufffffffffff…. Screwed wud be too mild a word to describe almas ka condition on that day….. she didn’t touch some chronic essay topics… and those she did were reluctant to remain seated in her memory…. She begged the aas paas wala bachas to help her….. essay was Hypolipidemic drugs… and all mcqs obtained from neighbors… :D Paper was Alhamdulillah okis… then was Paper II, jiske bare mein jitna kamti bola jaaye, utna behtar… almas left macrolides, aminoglycosides, cephalosporins, antihelminths, antifungals, antiprotozoals, antiviral, antineoplastics…. In short, she committed a chhota mota suicide…but, you know they say.. jab Allah meherban to gadha pehelwan…:D…. Essay was Peptic Ulcer… and with some help from here and some help from there… paper was Alhamdulillah okis..
Now, sirf forensic remained… almas ka 2nd favourite subject… after patho……
But…. Almas is very haq pasand, she treats every subject equally, whether she likes it or not.. so…. She lingered on with some topics and on the eve of the paper at around 7pm she had finished 4 cahpters… and around 8 pm.. she got a cal frm anisa (whoz she??? :D) the khabar was that something has gone wrong somewhere (my preps probably :D), and so the next day wud be a strike… xam date to be told l8r… and then…some were happy, some were sad…. Almas too had mixed feelings.. coz you know… she is a damn superstitious gal (sadly, for a Muslim ) and she wears the same dress thru out her papers (don’t wory, she washes it regularly), dsnt get her eyebrows done, dsnt listem to songs and blah blah….she was so happy that she’d be free the next day…but, it wasn’t to be…
The xam was postponed by 4 days… and Almas , as is expected of her… started wid her jhingalala hu hu hu hu hu hu … and got busy orkutting until suddenly one day she realized that hey…….. xam to kal hai..
And so, almas, who besides being superstitious, is also reeeeaaalllyyy traditional…. Didn’t let others down and kept her word of getting screwed in the last day… left some very important topics but wat are a few imp topics in front of the gr8 suicide attempt made on pharmacy II????/ huh… so our darling Almas went for her paper… and as is her usual habit.. read a silent prayer.. wrote 786 in the tiniest handwriting at the top of all answer sheets , took the question paper, again wrote 786 ( big and bold.. whu can stop me here. Huh??????????) and then her name…Almas Shamim (she somehow believes it to be toooo lucky, it’d seem ok to you if you knew how big a narcissist she is)…and fatafat turned to the next page------------- essay- Drowning….
Glory be to Allah, The Lord of the heavens and the earth and all else that exists…………
Paper was Alhamdulillah okis…………..and that brings us to the next stage… waiting for practicals….(yupp, have pracs b4 clinics……..such a waste of time..KU batches already lagging by 4-5 months).. and now again Almas has engrossed herself over the net…………… waiting for the last day to arrive so that she may start studying… there’s such a lot…………… :D

Now, to be on the safe side.. lemme tell you that the pavam gal has given her best to it ….if something goes wrong…. Remember…
Allah says: “ wa ta izzo mantashao wa ta zillo mantashao” …” hum jise chahe izzat de, jise chahe zillat de”
Okis??????????
Chalos… tatas
Allah hafiz

1 comment:

Vibhore Gupta said...

my smile didn't leave me for even a second while reading this post.. amazing desc... u sure u wantd to become a doctor.. i thnk a rj or vj wud btr suit u.... nd my god ur eye brows u really care abt thm ... dnt u..:)
wait a min.. y dnt u try ur hand writing an autobiography... i seriously hav problems imagining u as a doc... maybe u'll wear the same dress all the time at ur clinic (wash it though) ;)
aur write a big 786 on the presc paper (who wud stop u thr... u r the doc) :)
bt to be honest it gives me immense pleasure reading ur posts... :)